Notes in the Margin: Quote of the Week

Monday, August 20, 2012

Quote of the Week

Bangalore Police keep you on hold when you make an emergency call. When finally asked what the hell they mean by it, the immortal answer: “We aren't Vodofone to answer immediately. We're very busy.'

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HERE YOU ARE

You matter. Don't give up. (Put them too close together and chaos will rain down on the world as you know it.)

- Moxie, Netflix

"How does it smell?"

"Ummm...like you and me on a Saturday night."

Gok to Gordon on a cooking show.

What fresh hell is this? - David Duchovny, Californication.

"You look like you're going to do something stupid...count me in."

"Crazy, table for one."

"Hello, could you tell Mrs X that we've recovered her stone....no, I'm not calling from the doctor's office.."

"Hmm, yes, Ms Brahms please get the 44 DD for Madam, the Mt Kilimanjaro range."

- Are You Being Served, TV show from the 70s.

"...his mouth was the sweetest drug; on her death-bed she would require nothing else to recall to her soul the possibility of heaven."

-At Your Pleasure, Meredith Duran.

"Have you come here to gloat?"

"No, I could have done that from a distance."

-The Mentalist

"You Googled someone else's wife?"

-Yours, Mine & Ours

"What do you think you're doing? Where are your hands?"

"At your waist."

"What am I, a nun? Put your hands somewhere useful."

-Teen Wolf 3

"What's wrong?"

"It's the Big C."

"Caffeine?"

- Queer as Folk

"The only role she's playing is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

- Awkward

Why I love the movie 300: When Philip II sent a message to Sparta saying "If I enter Laconia, I will raze Sparta to the ground", the Spartans responded with the single, terse reply: "If.

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"Another sign of the impending Apocalypse is skinny jeans."- Sleepy Hollow

"Oh, you have a beard and tattoos? Excuse me while I take my clothes off." - Pinterest

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart". - HL Mencken

"I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want."

-Eminem, answering homophobia charges.

"I'm not a God." "Better than a God...You're the reason to have faith."

` Amy Lane