People, places and what triggers you to make faces

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Book Bites


One chapter from a book sometimes tells you everything you need to know; hell, the first page can usually do that. Into my hot little hands has come three books by Indian writers, and I gave them all the same treatment, opening chapters only, just to get a feel of where they might go. Isn't that the most exciting moment ever?
Behind the Silicon Mask
Eshwar Sundaresan
A serial killer with a distinct and gruesome style, a couple of Indian dudes and a cop whose dourness is an instant lure meant I, gasp, read the Prologue AND Chapter One. The book begins with Partho Sen who had me at his particular hello, which was seeing “the violence of capitalism” in a snowflake. I like seeing things in new ways, and writers who see things in new ways, so meeting other characters speaking in an easy-going style as opposed to the penchant for stiff oratory many subcontinent authors pitfall into, I'm optimistic that this is heading into readable territory.

Banquet on the Dead
Sharath Komarraju
This reveals my own idiosyncracies. I find the whole small locality-appachan-ammachy motif painful in the extreme; they so rarely escape clichedom. Here's a murder-mystery, as they say, but whether it will rise to the Sherlock-Watson level it aspires to....Inspector Nagarajan and rogue-turned-detective 'Hamid Pasha' try. There are some brushstrokes of colour that's intriguing, as when the good Inspector tells his client exactly what Hamid's background is, the bad boy image getting its outline well-enough to intrigue, but here also is a fine example of the stiff oratory mentioned above. Many of the conversations are like meringue, whipped to within an inch of its natural consistency.

Sophie Says
Judy Balan
Emotionally shaken but not stirred Sophie Tilgum morphs from market research maven to girl-about-town Carrie Bradshaw, making a business out of straightening people's flailing love affairs as The Break-Up Coach. Like a mirror held up to Indian adult relationships these days, Balan does a fine job of showing the superficiality and need for instant gratification that goes under the guise of love. But Helen Fielding she ain't. Sophie Says is well-written froth, realistically drawn but you will learn no life lessons and come on, Bridget Jones was both funny and interesting. That marketing flavour in Balan's protagonist and writing emerges early on. You'll hear about BF Denver Cunningham, The Blah-Blah Auntyhood and colleague Botox Booma, who is the recipient of Sorted Sophie's first response which goes as follows: “He clearly has no interest in the world around him and he puts out your fire,” and her advise is to drop the man forthwith. Great. But I don't really care. Will I as the story rolls on? That's for you to find out.

Loki who?


As a wandering shopaholic, I sometimes see more than I wish to. Instead of browsing the wares in places like Debenhams at Orion Mall in peace, taking my time searching for hidden ambrosia, I will usually be pounced on by strangers asking me if they can help. Help what? Regain my lost peace of mind or my trampled-upon soul? No? Then walk away, people! This time, however, I was accosted by a man who was rather easy on the eyes so I walked into the new L'Occitane (fragrance and skincare from Provence) space. Gorge, the kind of products that come weighted with history, research and, for all us beauty-is-as-beauty-sees types, wonderful packaging. It's worth its weight in gold outside India and will, I prophesy, make no dent at all inside India, much like the staggeringly empty but equally popular-abroad Kiehl's next door, simply because it is way too expensive and not household names like Armani or Dior. Pity, because it's good stuff - and it helps that it's not just the products that are pleasing to the beholder.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Blay.....

Whoever took this got it 100% right - except for the black leather jacket.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

For BDB fans' eyes only


Never, ever, wait for something so much that you think about it every day, gasping as you mark off your calendar and sighing with happiness-in-anticipation. The thing is, you will be disappointed, as sure as the sun will rise, with or without you on the planet. JR Ward's fans have been wanting the story of Blay & Qhuinn since she first started her BDB series, and while Lover At Last has a great deal of what makes Ward the best in her genre, the suckfest arrives from the very beginning. Priatkus obviously has no editors. There are mistakes and missteps. The first is painfully obvious, but the second, well that's the difference between the good and the great, and if you aren't producing great books, you may as well be the kind of 'writer' who endorses marriage websites on TV as a day job. I'll tell you the worst misstep: there's not enough tenderness, not enough of the great dialogue that Ward usually gives her lovers, and that's what we were all waiting for. Add to that the multiple story lines, some so dull they barely lifted off the page, (yes, Trez, that means you), and I failed to go to bed clutching the book to my chest in full foetus position as is my wont when reading Ward. But you know, enough whining, there is still so much to make me thrilled to have read the book. When there is the requisite obsessive love that we can feel and listen to, B&Q are lovely. I especially liked Saxton getting his when Qhuinn thinks he's a love rat, or B&Q at the gym and the club. They take too long to reach an understanding which was frustrating but Ward gives us two new, marvellous couples to keep the juices flowing: Assail (anyone who loved Rehvenge will know what I mean) and Sola, and Xcor and Layla. Alpha males, strong females, great chemistry and interaction; no one can beat Ward when she's very, very good.

Celebs gone bad


*Amanda Bynes is simply doing what all actors who have slipped off Fame's slippery slope do: get any publicity they can. She's smart, though. She picks on major stars, like Rihanna, to 'insult', so she can get the widest media coverage possible while she talks plastic surgery, police molestation, etc etc. The only thing is, Bynes is not Britney. They both have very little talent but at least Spears has some charisma even when shaving her head.
*Michael Douglas saying going down on women is what gave him oral cancer is about as low as you can go. Does he have no concept about how people will now think of Catherine Zeta-Jones? The first wife has already leapt out of the woodwork claiming to be 100% disease-free (gag), all of which only makes me think everyone needs to be on medication. No surprise at all that now Douglas is saying that wasn't what he meant. Perhaps English isn't his first language; sensitivity certainly is not.
*It's the worst thing that can happen to you, yet Angelina Jolie manages to make a PR exercise out of her preventive surgery. Although it has to be said that being open about her health can only be positive for other women who will follow her example and hopefully live longer, there is something about this woman that is utterly untrustworthy. It's as though she thought to herself, 'This is happening, how do I spin it?' Your breasts don't define you? Really? Sounds great, very PC, but the truth would have sounded better.
We just don't believe Jolie's public presentation of Self. Why is that? Her doublespeak on adultery? The fact that she has no friends? Her one-role-fits-all acting chops? Her expression when out and about? Who knows.
And yet. This is the kind of thing where you feel nothing, in the end, but sisterhood and sympathy. 
If I had one wish it would be to allow all of us to go gently into that good night.